How to draw a turd

 Drawing a turd can be fun and even become a hobby for some, so I thought with at the time of this being published there are over 207,000 search queries returned for the phrase "How to draw a turd" and so I thought why not? what have I got to lose?

There are probably many other artists out there that can draw a turd with realistic sweetcorn and peanuts in it, but I'm opting for the quick fire cartoon approach to draw my turd and besides drawing a turd in a fun Mr Whippy style is just the way to go as it can become an icon of reality or something.

Ever seen them dog turds that look like a curled piece of beef jerky? well some people step in them and trample their foot prints half way down the street and this got me to thinking why not take a snap shot of the turd with a quick sketch to try and identify these turds when it comes to claiming compensation later on down the lines, I mean what if someone slips and falls on a dog turd that they did not put there.

Sketching a turd can bring the canine perpetrators to justice, sort of like a photo fit, but with an illustration of the offending turd, so that if it has hairs in it or it steams a bit too much, then we can identify these dogs and the owners who let their dogs poo all over the streets.

So Dragons I want $75,000 for a10% share in my business.....What? You're all out!! Well there goes that business idea!

Just learn how to draw a turd by watching this very short drawing video below. Don't be surprised about my enthusiastic voice, it's because I really needed to go and plop one out myself and I was jazzed that it might actually be a Mr Whippy style turd....Alas it was not and I failed, it sunk and almost cracked the pot.....

Please watch how to draw a turd while I console myself in this darkest hour after not doing the turd at the right consistency......